Politician vs Diplomat

In HQ

Talking to M and new boss approached.

Boss: So Lyana, how’s ur branch doing?

Lyana: Good.. but you know holiday season things are a tad bit slow.

Boss: How’s the staff there?

Lyana: Good actually some are mobile on certain days but always a person to man the fort.

Boss: You ni politician la Lyana.

Lyana: Eh tak la, politician is all about self interest. I take care of both sides without taking any interest. Diplomat kut

Boss: LOL Smart! Tu la pasal dia boleh jadi host kita eh Mary.



Chatting

BraTT: woi Britney, aku dgr cite bagus, before that kena belanja

Lyana: Cheh BraTT, pagi2 dah mintak belanja.

BraTT: Cite hangat ni pasal you.

Lyana: Ok ok aku belanje..

*Secrets told*

BraTT: Kau ni politician betul la..

Lyana: Mana ada, diplomat la ooi!


You see the way I see it, a politician is One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later.

A diplomat is a person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

At least, a diplomat is nice enough to motivate you to look forward to something!

Hmmm.. but we all could agree that I am no states man. Can’t risk my Coach bag for heaven’s sake!