Tuesday, February 9, 2010

My 4 Elements of Contentment

I have so many things to blog about but first let me blog about something close to my heart…

I’m going to talk about the 4 elements..Or maybe just 2 if I am too lazy

Nope it’s not earth,wind,water and fire…

It’s Shoes, Pants, Handbags and Accessories..

Yes, the elements any girls would want to have…

Let’s start with something close to my heart, something that hits me right to my money sense. Something that by looking at it, I knew I would fall in love..

It is Ladies and Gentlemen..


Shoes


I have 1 big closet of shoes, yes I do. I am very particular about which shoe goes with which clothing article. However in the midst of those free flows of shoes, you can never spot a sandal.

I know, if it’s not one inch high or more, I wouldn’t call it shoes…

Ask anyone of my colleague they would say I would go “khuysuk” looking at someone shoes.

My boss is cruel cuz she has plenty of shoes I like. One of the distinctive tastes we both share. I could even spot her envious eyes when I walk in with a new pair of shoes. Better still, now, she’s copying my style of shoes. Hah!! Guilty as charged!

I saw and I could recall immediately where she bought them. Hah!! Guilty as charged again!
Actually I was thinking getting the same pair but in a bolder color. Red… yes you heard me right, Red.

The thing about shoes is, if given the right one, it’ll make you legs look slender. Trust me, only certain shoes make you stand tall.

It also looks at the body type you have. If you are a “healthy” and “petite” please don’t opt for sandals. It doesn’t do u justice. Not at all. Perhaps opt for an open toe high heels with 1 ½ inch as the highest.

Ok cut to the chase, you want advice? Hire me, I don’t charge high, the least you could do is get me a spa holiday and I’ll be content.

Then there are Pants, the one thing besides IQ that separates us human from well, baboons.

Yes, I get a lot of compliments when it comes to choosing the right pair of jeans and work pants. I am fussy as hell and no, I hate skinny fit. Some looks nice but most looks.. like “a belalang”. Don’t ask me, I just don’t know how I come up to that conclusion.

The thing about pants is, you got to make 3 things look amazing. The “irrisistable view” I call it.
The calves,the thighs and yes, those trunks your hiding
.
Let’s talk about calves, you may not have the most tone calves but if there is anything I learn about pants it is the second greatest art of deception.
First being make up.

I am just 5 feet tall but given the right heels , pants and dashing confident I stand taller than 5feet.

Yes, I am not shy to acknowledge it either.

So you may want to wear something that’s not too tight on your calves and not too loose. A boot cut is not flattering if it’s not waist high. I would call them the “editor’s pants”. Boot cut is amazing if they are high waist and tucked in with a cuff-like shirt.

Can’t imagine? Hire me, I’ll do up your pants good and make ‘em junks in the trunk look good.

Then there’s thighs, do not underestimate the power of a pants that makes your thighs look good. But again, a good thigh is a result of a good work out.

Want to know which work out do them calves, thighs and trunks look good? Hire me, I make your lower body one of the seven wonders of the world.

So yes, I manage to talk about the 2 elements that make my life content. My resume would for style is well…. kickin’ off. So would you help me out building my customer portfolio?

If you don’t have money, I would opt for spa holidays, fine dining, shopping voucher of RM1000 per day in The gardens/ Pavillion. See I charge very low consultation fee. Doesn’t get any better than that?

Why am I blogging about it this time?

I caved in



A week ago I bought THIS….




I told myself no more.. no more


Then I bought… THESE









The bag looks better in real life.




Damn it! Hire me already so that I could revel on other people’s triumph of buying and just by looking…. I think.. I THINK! I would be content… So anyone?

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