Sunday, November 15, 2009

Equations

1. My views on cultures
If you are to follow race
Malay + Indian + Dutch= Race

If you are to follow my household
Apologies- Seniorities = Person who made mistake - Seniorities

Once I step out of the house & I talk to people older than I am
Humble + Nod= You are right

If different views
Humble + Listen = Ask

2. On Relationship

Caring + Assurance =Me

If a guy says

9/10 (wouldn't settle with you)= 0.9 guys

If that 1 guy is stil 50-50 with me

0.1/2= 0.05 (chances that guy will settle down with me)

By right I should

Nod+Listen= Agree

3. Waking up

On most days

3am + 0.05 (chances)= 2 sleeping hours out of 24

2 hours x 5 days = 10 hours

2/24 hours of sleep = Bunch of pimples + Headaches

Pimples + Lack of sleep + Headaches = Bad day

Even on a bad day I chose to
Smile + Entertain = Feel happy to get that lil smile from those I entertain

4. Driving

Probabilities of listening to songs I hate = 0%
Probabilities of me dancing in my car= 100%
Probabilities of me listening to my fav songs = 150%
Probabilities of getting caught dancing & driving on weekends= 50%
Probabilities of getting caught dancing & driving on weekdays =60%
Probabilities of getting caught dancing & driving on weekdays otw to work = 99%
Incidents of getting stop by a cop for dancing in the car= 1

Days I feel defeated

Alarm + 0.05chances = Alone

Times I woke up from 0.05 as alarm clock

0.75 x 100%= 75%

However, I choose to think

9/10 might not settle down with me because all I need is 1

Given that 1, if he could see

Caring + Assurance = Me

Humble + Nod= You are right

Smile + Entertain = Feel happy to get that lil smile from those I entertain

Probabilities of getting caught dancing & driving on weekdays otw to work = 99%

InsyaAllah he would be

100%

If the 1 person does not exist
Smile + Alone= Fine :)

Not great at math but I think a content of a person can't be measured.

I choose to keep on smiling :)

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